Tonight at Survivor Series, Mr. Kennedy was again victimized by the idiocy of his teammates. As Mr. Kennedy was poised to annihilate stupid Triple H, the gelatinous blog that is known as Big Faddy V attempted to lay a flabby elbow drop on Triple H. Unfortunately, Triple H moved, and Big Fatty V landed on Mr. Kennedy instead, allowing Triple H to luckily defeat a stunned and debilitated Mr. Kennedy.

Boo.