Raw this week began with Shawn Michaels attempting to imitate the awesomeosity that is Mr. Kennedy. It was a slightly funny segment, which only demonstrates the greatness that is Mr. Kennedy. If only HBK thought of the stuff that he stole from Mr. Kennedy, he would have been a star like The Rock or Stone Cold. Instead, he is now a washed up has been who is going to be get pummelled by the future of sports entertainment.

One half of the Rockers has been decimated and added to the list on the right. Now its time for the other half. This Sunday. Mr. Kennedy! KENNEDY!

Raw, December 3, 2007

In an unprecedentedly entertaining segment, Mr. Kennedy brought out Razor Ramon, Diesel, and Marty Jannety, and then asked them their thoughts on Shawn Michaels. He even gave Razor Ramon a little "thanks for coming" comment, in a jab for Razor's no show at the TNA pay-per-view the night before. Unfortunately, Shawn Michaels came down and tried to break up the party, superkicking all of the ex-WWE superstars. Wisely, Mr. Kennedy left the ring before he could be cheap shotted by Shawn Michaels.

Later that night, Mr. Kennedy then decided to interfere in the Randy Orton - Shawn Michaels match. An obviously strong move, he then pummelled Shawn Michaels into the crowd, leaving Chris Jericho and Orton to have at it.

Tonight was a double victory for Mr. Kennedy. Not only did he cut a strong to very strong promo mocking Shawn Michaels' new DVD set, but he also annihilated former tag team champion Brian Kendrick. It was a very quick beating, ending with a new finisher (a reverse STO) for Mr. Kennedy. It is unclear as of yet what we are to call this utterly devastating maneuver, but regardless, we are sure to see Shawn Michaels on the receiving end of this move at Armageddon.

“You see Shawn Michaels, you see your career evaporating. You see young talent like myself, and you want to hold me down... But that is not going to happen. Father time catches up with everyone. Father time catches up with you. And I promise you that the next time we meet, you won't have to worry about Father Time. You'll have to worry about Mr. Kennedy."

Shawn Michaels - you are on notice. Not even sweet chin music into a chair into the face of Mr. Kennedy can prevent him from cutting an absolutely devastating promo on you. What follows is inevitable - him putting you into retirement. Booyah.

Tonight at Survivor Series, Mr. Kennedy was again victimized by the idiocy of his teammates. As Mr. Kennedy was poised to annihilate stupid Triple H, the gelatinous blog that is known as Big Faddy V attempted to lay a flabby elbow drop on Triple H. Unfortunately, Triple H moved, and Big Fatty V landed on Mr. Kennedy instead, allowing Triple H to luckily defeat a stunned and debilitated Mr. Kennedy.

Boo.

On Smackdown, Mr. Kennedy fought former world champion Rey Mysterio. Mr. Kennedy had the match well in hand, ready to annihilate poor Rey with a devastating Green Bay Plunge, but he allowed Rey to do a top rope hurricanrana for the win. This was because he wanted to rope-a-dope him. This was a meaningless match, and ensures that Rey will be overconfident this weekend at Survivor Series. Look for a punishing Green Bay Plunge or two on a bigger state, setting up Mr. Kennedy's Intercontinental Title run.

Tonight, Mr. Kennedy pretty much single handedly defeated the six time WWE tag champions, the Hardy Boys. It was a back and forth affair, highlighted by Mr. Kennedy amazingly avoiding a senton bomb from Jeff Hardy in the middle of the match. The deathblow came from Mr. Kennedy, when he seized the moment and laid a devastating impromptu maneuver on Jeff Hardy, sending him crashing head first into the floor outside the ring. MVP then eventually rolled him into the ring for the easy cover. The sheer force of Mr. Kennedy's beatdown left Jeff Hardy susceptible to a pin for much longer than almost any finisher in the WWE today.

And then, Mr. Kennedy showed even more leadership and quality, by attempting to use a chair against Matt Hardy after the match. Of course, stupid MVP took the chair away from him, clearly not focused on the Survivor Series match on Sunday. Regardless, its the thought that counts.

Tonight, Mr. Kennedy teams up with MVP to face the Hardy Boys! This means a certain win over the however many times WWE tag champs. All attributable to Mr. Kennedy.

Monday Night Raw - 11/12/07

In an inter-promotional six man tag, Mr. Kennedy led crappy MVP and Finlay, against the Hardy Boys and Rey Mysterio. While Mr. Kennedy dominated most of the match against Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio, the team came up short. Both Mr. Kennedy and MVP were illegally struck by Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio, with MVP not having enough heart to kick out after Jeff Hardy's senton bomb.

Ugh.

In the actual lumberjack match, two moments stood out. First, when Triple H dove at Umaga and the rest of Captain Mr. Kennedy's team, he took everyone out. Everyone that is, except Mr. Kennedy, who wisely avoided the attack. Second, Mr. Kennedy basically choked all of the life out of Triple H when he was in the corner, which would have ended the match right there except stupid Umaga didn't go for the pin.

WTF?!?!

After taking exception to Mr. Kennedy naming himself captain of their Survivor Series team, Umaga has overruled the loudmouth Superstar and will face Triple H instead in tonight’s Lumberjack Match on Raw. The Samoan Bulldozer will also take over the reigns as captain of his Survivor Series team.

You'll pay for this Umaga.

Triple H has unwisely accepted Mr. Kennedy's challenge. Foolish, Game.

WWE.com has an announcement that Mr. Kennedy sent out a challenge to HHH for this Monday’s edition of RAW.

As the self-appointed captain, Mr. Kennedy is already showing signs of leadership. In fact, Capt. Kennedy has gone so far as to challenge 11-time World Champion Triple H to a Lumberjack Match this week on Raw.

Triple H, you don't stand a chance, and I expect to soon put your name on the list to the right.

Monday Night Raw - 11/5/07

In a special inter-promotional tag match, Mr. Kennedy and stupid Finlay teamed up to fight Jeff Hardy and Rey Mysterio. Thanks to Finlay's idiocy, Rey Mysterio was able to knock both of them into 619 position. As Mysterio approached for the devastating maneuver, Finlay cowardly got out of the way, leaving Mr. Kennedy to bear the full brunt of the attack. While that move would end the careers of most mortal wrestlers, Jeff Hardy knew that more would be needed to keep Mr. Kennedy down for the count, and thus went for and hit a senton bomb on a weakened Mr. Kennedy. Jeff Hardy was able to get the three count shortly thereafter, but Mr. Kennedy amazingly almost kicked out anyway, even after having two signature finishers hit on him back-to-back.